Friday, January 29, 2010
The Movie Vertigo
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Introduction & Movie By Any Means Necessary
Monologue: Danger Phobe
Script (I'll learn how to write scripts better later, I'm guessing)
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Narrator: [Reading Newspaper. Glances at camera, and begins to turn away, but sees something and turns back to the screen slowly]
“What do you want?”
[looks back a paper for a moment and pauses, but then continues to speak]
“I know what you’re thinking, and the answer is still no. No to mountain climbing, and almost certain death. No to dealing with those stupid monkeys, and their idea of a ‘bon-fire.’ That so-called nature camp is a death trap!”
[Turns toward camera and continues on rant] “Hell, I can see the trees going up in flames already!”
“And if that isn’t enough, you still have to fly on a plane to get there. Did you know, there are over eighteen different ways for a plane to bite the dirt, and ultimately get you killed?”
[Forgets about newspaper and begins to rant to camera.]
“You’re pilot can be intoxicated! The plane can be too heavy, or you can fly into a volcano… or have a mechanical error… or be hijacked… or have engine failure… or poor weather… or a mid-air explosion… strike power lines, have a tree collision, a take-off failure, lightning strike, microbursts, engine fire, propeller failure, wing stalling, structure failure, or landing error! Or if you’re really unlucky, you could just disappear! It’s that Bermuda Triangle! Sure… they say it’s a myth, but how does anyone really know? Have you been to the Bermuda Triangle?”
[Pauses, raising an eye brow and nodding]
“Didn’t think so.”
[Turns back to newspaper]
“No, I think I’ll just stay here, in my home where it’s safe.”
[ruffles newspaper and falls silent. Suddenly lights go out.]
“Where’s that fuse box?”